Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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