My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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