Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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