The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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