Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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