Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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