He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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