The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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