We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
