careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Fuck appropriateness.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
