READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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