i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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