May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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