I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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