As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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