im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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