How'd it feel making her break her religion?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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