found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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