Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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