i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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