white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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