when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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