No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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