I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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