so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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