do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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