Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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