The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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