and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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