Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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