didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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