party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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