Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What a dumb baby whore.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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