My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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