i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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