If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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