I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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