i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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