Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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