I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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