Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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