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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the vacuum is drunk

  (703): View more from Virginia

  what?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I am one hundred percent down for that

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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• (209): View more from California

  He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"

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• (716): View more from New York

  40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.

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