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You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.

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She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

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(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake. (303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye http://tfl.nu/k1ky

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I thought spray tan was a myth

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?

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You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(206): I thought spray tan was a myth (1-206): ? (206): You know, something that only happens in Jersey http://tfl.nu/gplq

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(540): View more from Virginia

Are you pooping in the stall next to me?

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Maybe....

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Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.

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(540): Are you pooping in the stall next to me? (404): Maybe.... (540): Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts. http://tfl.nu/wph3

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(253): View more from Washington

The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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(253): The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid http://tfl.nu/62ef

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

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(321): I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it. http://tfl.nu/0ggm

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(719): View more from Colorado

I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.

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(719): I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed. http://tfl.nu/z9qp

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(847): View more from Illinois

couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.

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(847): couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner. http://tfl.nu/srex

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(505): View more from New Mexico

As shirtless as possible

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(505): As shirtless as possible http://tfl.nu/35li

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(805): View more from California

I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.

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(805): I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you. http://tfl.nu/4mkg

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.

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(306): Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians. http://tfl.nu/ykxr

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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

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(601): Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers. http://tfl.nu/38v9

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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.

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(252): Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in. http://tfl.nu/6mb0

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(734): View more from Michigan

my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW

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(734): my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW http://tfl.nu/rle5

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(619): View more from California

I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

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(619): I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things. http://tfl.nu/mpyy

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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.

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(419): I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck. http://tfl.nu/7r7g

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