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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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Man I wish I had been there

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Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours. (1-314): Man I wish I had been there (314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again. http://tfl.nu/g53a

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(571): View more from Virginia

is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?

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(571): is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided? http://tfl.nu/vrm3

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

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gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

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yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(973): this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg (1-973): gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something? (973): yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars http://tfl.nu/7tyz

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her

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(318): I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her http://tfl.nu/587c

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(314): View more from Missouri

I hate the hobo that sits outside our building

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Joe or Chris?

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do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?

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well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.

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(314): I hate the hobo that sits outside our building (1-314): Joe or Chris? (314): do i even wanna kno y u kno their names? (1-314): well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye. http://tfl.nu/9vla

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(206): View more from Washington

I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.

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(206): I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time. http://tfl.nu/0r8g

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(416): View more from Toronto

You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..

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(416): You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water.. http://tfl.nu/3ccr

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(404): View more from Georgia

considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.

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(404): considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out. http://tfl.nu/gm4o

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(973): View more from New Jersey

U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night

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(973): U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night http://tfl.nu/l1rw

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?

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(423): I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I? http://tfl.nu/fiqy

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".

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(318): Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea". http://tfl.nu/c66k

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.

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(816): It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one. http://tfl.nu/pa8f

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM

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(610): I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM http://tfl.nu/hx9z

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(678): View more from Georgia

If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.

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(678): If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself. http://tfl.nu/rz6k

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.

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(320): I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber. http://tfl.nu/s2ek

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