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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

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  Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

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  How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.

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• (831): View more from California

  I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE

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• (941): View more from Florida

  still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.

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  That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.

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