why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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