People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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