What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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