can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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