Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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