New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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