Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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