Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
They are going to name an STD after you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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