oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All I want is dick and wine.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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