No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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