your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Farmville is her only friend.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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