I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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