Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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