i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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