I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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