so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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